What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can men and women be friends?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love